"and last but not least, Brittany. Although you do not have a tumblr anymore, so I cannot follow you forever, you will forever be the toast to my butter and I love you and I love our never ending e-mails." Excuse me, but you have caused my death. I will enjoy you from whatever place it is that I'm at. aslkdjlsdkgjasd. I love you!!!

IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY? AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME!!! YVONNE, HOW DARE YOU. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GIVE YOU EXTRA LOVING WHEN YOU DON'T MAKE ME AWARE OF THESE THINGS. LASKDJGASDLKJG

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU BEAUTIFUL CREATURE FROM A MAGICAL LAND OF MAGIC. SLKDGSKLJG. DON'T GROW OLD. IT'S SAD. BUT HAVE THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. SRSLY.

I LOVE YOU.

Once upon a time I fell in love with a girl named Yvonne.

And I still do to this day.

The end.