doooweedo:

i’m kind of a horrible person

so i ordered pizza and the pizza guy was all happy and nice and it pissed me off for some reason because i’m cold, tired, and hungry. he was not allowed a good day. so i was on my way paying him and he was about to leave after i paid him, but i stopped him and told him i forgot the tip so i told him to wait there. so i purposely made all the penny fall on the floor and make suspicious noises. so i opened the door, only by a small amount, and i handed him a five dollar bill and closed the door. then i opened the door slowly and started cackling creepily/evily and told him “i bestow you the blood money we acquired from months of bloodshed and misfortune. live on my friend….you don’t have long. hehehehe” and i closed the door slowly with this creepy smile on my face.

i looked out the peephole and he stood there for like 2 minutes staring at the five dollar bills, and when he left i opened the door and i laughed liked a maniac, very loudly. instead of taking the elevator, he ran towards the staircase.

the pizza was good

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