(Just imagine Bradley is talking to you and that he is reading out all of your URLs in his heavenly voice)
So here is my ridiculously long and sappy Follow Forever list. I have more people to add, so call this part one, if you will. Thank you all for everthing, without you, tumblr would be a sad and lonely place.
-LUCATRIXX | Lucy, I cannot begin to explain how much you mean to me, and I think you know this. I shouldn’t really write anything else because if I start typing out all of the reasons why I follow you and love you, we’d be here forever. Just know that you have become a huge part of my life, and I cannot imagine what I would be doing now if I had never ‘met’ you - and soon I won’t have to put ’ because I will be meeting you on the 14th! (ajkshdjsfdf!!) Thank you for putting up with me and my crazy ways. And thank you for being you. I love you, I really do. And may I just say that you are one hell of a lucky old man to be wedded to such a tall, muscled babe like me. ;) I guess I am lucky too… although you do need to work on your trust issues as I’ve already told you many times. Leon does not mean anything to me, ok? Oh god, see what you do to me? This is already far too long! I should have just written ‘you are a whore face.’ That would’ve been fine! Damn you and your perfect being now I’m gonna have to write longish things for everyone and it will all just be a sappy, cheesy mess with extra cheese and I don’t even like cheese - well I do eat cheddar sometimes, but not enough to be in the ‘like cheese’ group. Now I am rambling and it is your fault. Whore Face. ♥
TSUNDERESLASHER | Grace, my lovely tumblr sister. You were the first person I spoke to on here, and I couldn’t have wished for a better person to start my tumblr journey with. You’re hilarious, you’re talented and you’re here to listen whenever I need you, not to mention you are beautiful and just in general a wonderful person. I have known you for over a year now, and we are still as close as we were when we first started talking. You are my Merthur and Brolin Queen, and I - as well as many others - bow down at your feet. (see matt’s message) Thank you for staying and sticking with me, and most of all, thank you for being you.
TOBEYOUNGANDINBROLIN | Arrie, Arrie, Arrie. What to say, what to say.. I blame you for not knowing what to say.. which actually means I love you. (oohh, anon.) No but honestly, I don’t know what to write here because you are just so flawless and I have lost count of the times you have made me cry - whether they be tears of laughter or tears of heartbreak from something you’ve sent me - and laugh. I purposely put those in that order because I wanted to make a point that you make me actually cry. Damn my fat tears. It has only been what, 3 months since I first started taking to you? (merthur party, i miss you ;_;) And look where we are now. Oh, also: I saw a fly flying by. You make me cry. (aksaesfdgkdfg) - arrie.gif forever.
DOOOWEEDO | Ivan. Let’s just say that if I wasn’t a lesbian, I’d totally be crushing on you. .. who am I kidding, even if I was a lesbian, I’d be crushing you on. Which I am. Wait - what? Lesbianception! No but seriously, what was that anon on, I do not know. Now, I can’t remember how or when we first started talking, I think you just sort of popped up into my life out of nowhere in your TARDIS and then you whisked me away and showed me the whole of time and space, and then you regenerated into Larry and I morphed into Kenny, and it has been awesome ever since. What more can I say other than; your shortness turns me on. - yvonne’s cock.
ALLDRESSEDDOWN | Laurelle and Colette. How’d you like to eat my shit? …That is all.. Seriously though, don’t get me started. I’d be completely lost without you two.
FIREEE | Jan. Janifer. Rumple. Rumpelstiltskin - Whatever you like to go by, I have just one thing to say to you… You owe me a BLT. (^ the same applies for you too, I guess..)
SNICKETYLEMON | Nawal. Noah’s Whale. My Noah’s Whale. Where would I be without you? Stranded in the middle of the ocean, that’s where. You understand me and you feel every pain and ache I feel when looking and Colin and Bradley and Merlin and Arthur and their obvious love for one and other and it’s things like that which makes us one in the same. Suits is becoming just as bad. And I may be old and worn, my bones may snap and crack with very step I take, my beard may have lobsters and crabs living within it, but when I am swimming with you, I feel like I am just a little boy again. Thank you for everything. You are and will forever be my favourite Noah’s Whale. - Dragoon.
HARVEY-SPECTER | Hananananananananah BATMAN! I believe we have known each other for over a year now, yes? Good times with you being ill and then me being ill and with Sir Leon and Merlin. And I know we had a little/long time where we did not speak because we are both silly and just drifted away (never again!) but I am extremely happy that we are once again in each others ask box’ like Harvey is in Mike’s bed. Thank you for sticking with me and for being a wonderful person, and I hope to make many raps with you and your brother soon.
BARSUKCISM | Matt. Matt, you are drunk - if I ever meet you, those are the first words I wish to speak, ok? Heh heh. So I know we hardly speak (i blame time zones and arrie (everything is always arrie’s fault)) but I just want you to know that you are one of my favourite people on here because you are hilarious and lovely and you have a certain way with words. Also, if Grace is my Merthur and Brolin Queen, that must make you King, right? You are now my Merthur and Brolin King. Congratulations! You and Grace can rule everything that is Merlin.
FLOWERISHBOOM | Whitney. To be honest, I still squeal and jump around when I see I’ve got a message from you or something like that. Call me crazy, but it’s true. I have already expressed my love for you in the birthday message I sent you that was forever ago, so I have nothing new to say apart from you will never not be one of my favourite blogs. You could marry your Voldemort doll and make love to him every night, and I still wouldn’t unfollow you. (but please never do that because i would be very disturbed)
ORPHEIA | Lillllllyyyyy. I love how lovely you are. You are a magnificent human being, and you have such a beautiful way with words which makes me want to cry. We need to catch up with each other because I miss speaking to you. Thank you for following me, you will forever be one of my favourite blogs.
and last but not least, Brittany. Although you do not have a tumblr anymore, so I cannot follow you forever, you will forever be the toast to my butter and I love you and I love our never ending e-mails.
(Source: strangersthoughts)